Vekros, a land of savage splendor, barbarian fury, and all that sword and sorcery stuff. And there you are, a band of heroes pitting yourselves against seemingly impossible odds for Wine! Women! Song! Honor! And Glory! (not necessarily in that order). What wickedness faces you today? I’m not sure, but it just might involve missing kwaffberries and the depraved and despicable Xpider King!