Ezmerelda vs Ravenloft is a rampant, tongue-in-cheek one-shot in which you take the role of a crack-squad of highly lethal and unapologetically queer assassins determined to save your girlfriend Ireena Kolyana from the predations of her seven evil exes, including the legendary predator Strahd von Zarovich. This game relies on theater of the mind combat, a keen sense of the dramatic and an appreciation for comic, cartoon violence as you destroy no fewer than 7 monsters who exemplify some of the very worst traits that man has to offer. The module is a gauntlet of 7 encounters, challenging the players to manage their resources, work as a team, and make it to the vampire with enough strength remaining to defeat him.