Are you tired of your 9-5? The bad pay? The confines of mortality? Is death and office work just not for you? Then we have the MLM for you that’s definitely not a cult! Cynthelogy, Inc, one of the leading herbal supplement Mid Level Marketing schemes, is having an open house to feature their new line of anti-aging products and recruit some eager folks ready to go into business for themselves. All you’ll need to get started is $2000…and one stray soul. This is a game about what people will sacrifice to stay young, predatory MLMs, and being your very own #bosscultist. Humor appreciated. Roleplaying stressed.