Eons ago, the elders of bad neon fashion and perm style haircuts whispered of a game where noble knights and maidens fair would compete for their King’s favor. Slammers, the tools of their brutality. POGs their solemn target. Does thou have the strength and vigor to capture His Majesty’s royal bounty? (That means that there will be prizes. It’ll be pretty cool.) Points may be awarded for extra style and flair but know this… only the POGs can declare you a true victor.