Want to know exactly how “Game of Thrones” is going to end? The Damsels of Dorkington have obtained, through secret means that totally did not involve murder, an unreleased copy of George R.R. Martin’s explosive ending to this beloved fantasy series. But what happens when other fantasy authors (who are totally not Brandon Sanderson, Patrick Rothfuss, and the furiously fapping ghost of Robert Jordan) want in on the action? Oh, and as it turns out, the latest draft was re-written by Lin-Manuel Miranda a la Hamilton. Come sing along to this hip-hoperatical tale of queens, dragons, and the depraved acts they’ll commit to gain the throne!