You are a member of the Vaudeville Company “Theatre Sans Argent;” a famously unlucky troupe. Your last theater burned down, your backers were jailed for defrauding little old ladies, and your train hit a mirror delivery truck on the way into town. You have just enough resources to put on MAYBE one last show at the Cosmopolitan, which is also famous – for being cursed. A ghost, or more, may be haunting the theater, but perhaps they’ll lend a hand? Your cunning, contacts, and charisma just might be enough to get you through if only time were on your side. It’s an eldritch slapstick farce of cosmic proportions, and you’re right in the middle of it. The clock is ticking, and The Show Must Go On!