You play a noble guardian who protects your house and family from whatever may come along. Problem is, you’re only little, and some of the things you have to guard against are very big. Set in Britain somewhere between 1930 and the mid-1950s (but without the inconvenience of a World War and rationing), the game takes place in a world of faded colours, good manners, few labour-saving gadgets and tea made in big brown teapots and left on the hearth to warm under a stripy tea cosy.