The Computer has promoted you from your previous INFRARED Clearance! Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you to achieve its imminent and inevitable victory of rooting out traitors and mutants, protecting helpless citizens from terror, corruption and subversion. To do any less for Friend Computer is Treason. If you are a traitor please visit the nearest Execution Booth immediately. But before you go forth and “give your life,” errr, sorry, serve Friend Computer, a sip of kelp tea with a nibble or two of kelp biscuit is in order at the local canteen…