A is for Alien
1932. New York. The summer is hot, and so are the speakeasies that dot the great city. But there’s shade to be found… in the shadow of the flying saucers! That’s right. Just this year the little grays are extending the olive branch to mankind! *newsreel footage of the enormous saucers hovering peacefully over the city * Sometimes the assimilation can be tricky!. *newsreel footage of a gray staring confusedly at a hot dog in a baseball bleacher * Don’t worry, buddy, you’ll get it soon enough! Go Dodgers! *newsreel footage of the mayor waving to a crowd * The Fourth of July is only a few days away, and Mayor Walker will be hosting a gala event at the top of the Empire State Building for the bigwigs of society… and the gray leadership! With a perfect view of both the city’s fireworks and the flying saucers! Don’t worry, fellahs, those explosions aren’t for you, they’re for Liberty!