TOP SECRET: FBI agents [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], joined by three civilians known as the [REDACTED][REDACTED] face an “extraterrestrial/occult” [SHOULDN’T WE REDACT THIS???] danger that could threaten Washington DC itself! An untold X-File [THEN WHY AM I FILING IT?!] featuring the inexplicable, the eerie, and the absurd [I WANT TO [REDACTED]! THE [REDACTED] IS OUT THERE! FIGHT THE [REDACTED]!!!]