I’m not kidding. My biggest selling show is Breakfast with Dan The Bard. The title was inspired by “Breakfast with the Brass“ at the Bristol Renaissance Faire. My show is a little different than a brass quartet, but I can bring my trumpet if you insist. Toot toot! Now you’re +1. That’s how it works. Doesn’t always have to be a song. I know these things… I’m a bard.